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Cops: Wife bites off husband's tongue during kiss
Tue Dec 7, 2010
wow Ms. Bobbit...Haven't heard from you in a while. Hate to think what you would have done if he had stuck his tongue anywhere else....
NASA halts monkey radiation experiment for now
Mon Dec 13, 2010
Aaaaaaa......Has anyone thought that a BETTER cost effective experiment would be to just MAKE a radiation proof space capsule? Thus there wouldn't be any REASON to expose ANYONE? But hey, then we wouldn't be able to fund billions into a rich radiation machine corporation to fry some monkeys first, …
Oprah reportedly set to star in 'Ruined'
Tue Dec 7, 2010
If you don't like Oprah, don't you not have the intelligence not to click on this news story? Or do you just crave attention by being nasty? Looks like you are the perfect candidate for Dr. Phil., and a good spanking from Oprah. LIVE! IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE, free screen tv and a public spanki …
U.S. announces $12 billion profit on Citigroup
Mon Dec 6, 2010
God help us! People still don't understand the banks would not have gotten away with this if consumer's greed hadn't created the housing bubble. Sure the banks offered to lend you more and more to buy house after house, but who were the greedy idiots who took the money when they knew themselves they …
Actress Amber Heard comes out as lesbian
Mon Dec 6, 2010
Wow, 88 comments on a woman nobody ever heard of and all I got out of it was a visual of a threesome with Queen Latifa and Ellen.....Thank you! Yes, I'm a guy.
Obama pardons nine people
Fri Dec 3, 2010
Actually, no news would be to find out Louisiana Don married his oun sister.....well at least by his comments, we know his parents did.
Cho: Sarah Palin forced Bristol to go 'Dancing'
Wed Dec 1, 2010
Obama needs 12 stitches after being hit on lip during basketball game
Fri Nov 26, 2010
Richard, have they been passing out idiot pills? I think you took too many.
ABC acknowledges voting issues at 'Dancing' Monday
Tue Nov 23, 2010
It's a shame some Americans have forgotten the sense of fair play, and morals in voting, and continue to keep someone who should have been tossed out weeks ago, because of her mother. Between Palin's terrible dancing, and her mother's new show, we can now see the white trash people that they almost …
Nearly 1 in 5 Americans had mental illness in 2009
Thu Nov 18, 2010
The study is WRONG! After reading these comments by mental incompetents who may never loose their house, applying for food stamps for the first time in their lives, or have to see their child go without, during this Christmas, because they don't have a job, I'd say it's more like 4 out of 5.
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